Food; you know, I just couldn't stop thinking about it.
(Yeah?)
So, yeah, so, you know, I went to the fridge and I opened up the meat drawer, you know what the meat drawer is, right?
(Yes, what was in there?)
Well, I'll tell you what was in there. You know that bacon, that's like, maple? Maple flavoured?
(The maple kind, yeah)
So I took that out, (yeah) and I thought (yeah), I know who would like that.... ME! So, I ate it!
(Awww, no!, you're kiddin' me!)
Nope! Not kiddin'! You know I also noticed there was some BEEF in there. Yeah, you know, STEAK, you know, juicy - well I ate that, too!
(Aaghh!)
But I went back to the fridge, just a few minutes ago, and I put something together really special ... you're gonna love this one... I took some CHICKEN (Yeah)
I put some cheese on it, and I covered it with ...
(Covered it with what?)
..... covered it with cat treats.
(Yeah?)
Then guess what?
(What?)
I gave it to the cat!
(aaghh!!!!)
